Aku,Dia Dan Makanan..

Minggu lepas..

kami kuar makan beramai2..
aku amek tempe..aku amek sayur lemak..aku amek ikan goreng..
dia tanya..

kue wong jowo ya?

aku tak jawab.sekadar senyum..




Esoknya

kami kuar makan beramai2..sekali lagi..
aku amek ikan goreng..aku amek sayur lemak..aku amek budu nak cecah ikan..
dia tanya..

oooo...mu oghe kelate deh?

aku tak jawab lagi..sekali lagi aku senyum..cuma senyum kali ni kelat.






Esoknya lagi..

kami kuar makan beramai2..sekali lagi..dah berkali2..

aku amek ayam masak lemak cili api..aku amek sayur campur..aku dengan kuah kacang..
aku perasan dia dok perati apa aku amek..

kali ni..aku biar dia tanya..

aritu,cam orang jawa..
pastu cam orang kelate..
ni dah macam orang nogori..

ko ni orang mana sebenarnya?aku jadik confuse tgk ko makan..




AKU : ORANG MANA?GUA BUKAN ORANG MEMANA..GUA CUMA ORANG LAPAR!!!..


BOSAN ORANG AMEK SPEKULASI.

KERETAKU SPECIAL..

Pak cik yang mengajarku bawak kereta,kalo masa mengajar memang bertih jagung macam mulut dia..

tak habis2 benda nak diborakkan..

pasal bola manchester united kalah..lagi..dan chelsea punya player injured..lagi..sampailah ke spurs nak jual berbatov(harap tak jadi)

sampai kes menteri ni kawin berapa..menteri tu kenal kawan dia..menteri tu dah jadi pelakon..hmmmm..

semua benda dia nak borak.

kalo ko amek lesen dgn dia,aku rasa ko bleh buat kereta ko terbang..
terbang?ya, sungguh..

separa serius..hahahaaa..
aku rasa..

laju?tak..dia bawak tak laju..




Pakcik driving school : masalah org Malaysia ni,bwk keta takde ALTITUDE..
Aku : altitude?apa benda tu?
Pakcik : aik,ko belajo jejauh sampai Perak sana pon dia tak ajar ke apa ALTITUDE?
Aku : cam penah dengar..apa ya?
Pakcik : ALTITUDE tu sikap kita..cam kalo org Malaysia,ALTITUDE dia kurang masa DRIVE..





aku,garu kepala..bukan..kepala tak gatal..dan rambut banyak lagi..tak gugur..

HAHAHAAAAA...
ALTITUDE?kereta aku boleh terbang pasni kalo aku kena jaga ALTITUDE..

my ENGLISH SUCKS!!!!!!

THIS POST IS WRITTEN IN ENGLISH..
(for those who have difficult to figure out what language you are reading)

last night,i took train from midvalley megamall to kl sentral..got to go register my status as a student of UiTM the day after that..

its been a while since i took a train..no..this post is not about that train.
the train is ok..doesnt fall off or anything like that,as long as i remember..

have to squeze myself in the train..and again,no..this post is not about how i squeeze myself..u know i am capable of squeezing myself better than anyone else i guess..hahahaaa

on that train,there's an indian couple standing beside me..as far as i can remember,those couple talk a lot in that train..in english.and their english just like mine i guess..SUCKS..heheheee...quite annoying actually.they talk like if their friend is 20 meter away from them..DAMN..

they talk about their dog..who has a better dog..this girl dog is more cute,and that guy dog is more obedient..and they spend most of that time to make stand of their point about which dog is more cute and obedient..

my dog is cute..it is a good dog..what i tell my dog to do,it will do it..i love my dog..bla bla bla..said that girl..

looks like that guy have a hard time to make that girl realize just how good that guy dog is..

suddenly,the guy change its strategy..if i cant show how great my dog is,i ll buy sympathy for my dog..

my dog is so lovely..ONE FINE AND BEAUTIFUL DAY,MY DOG PASSED AWAY!my father accidentally ran over it..feel so sorry for my dog..


curiosity attacked my..i tried to understand word by word..
quiet hard..
my brain translate those word to MALAY,

PADA SATU HARI YANG SANGAT INDAH,ANJING SAYA MATI..
PADA SATU HARI YANG SANGAT INDAH,ANJING SAYA MATI..
PADA SATU HARI YANG SANGAT INDAH,ANJING SAYA MATI..

Which part is describing that was a fine and beautiful day?
HIS DOG DEAD..
STILL HE THOGHT THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DAY?

hahahahaaaa...
my english sucks